BRAK U PRAŠUMI! Muškarac mora da živi sa ženom i njenim ogromnim biljkama (FOTO)

“Trebalo je da znam šta me čeka kada je kupila prvu biljku iz doba Jure”.

Ovo je rečenica koju je Australijanac Bred Kerns rekao medijima, a sebi u bradu govori svakog Božjeg dana.

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Today she crammed a birds of fucking paradise into the car on top of herself. I said to use the boot but apparentfuckingly that was too dangerous for the plant. Instead she put her seat all the way back. Squished her feet beside a pot of soil and anxiously manoeuvred herself in there carefully so she didn’t “snap a leaf”. You heard me… a fucking leaf! As we drove off I looked over to give her one last disgusted husband look and without moving her neck and a giant stem in her face she said “no regrets… drive motherfucker” It’s getting ridiculous #plantlady @mowglistudio

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Kada je upoznao sadašnju suprugu Saru, Bred je znao za njenu opsesiju biljkama, ali nije očekivao da će je ona toliko okupirati i u životnom prostoru.

Njoj nije dovoljno što imaju veliko dvorište koje izgleda kao da su u dolini Amazona, već je neke velike biljke unela čak i u njihovu spavaću sobu.

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Dear men; if you enjoy your relationship don’t get in the way of her plant obsession. My wife unreasonable as fuck about it. Like you have no idea how often I try explaining physics to her when she wants it hanging from a certain spot. She just point like she queen Victoria talking to the porter and say “I want it there” as she wiggles her finger in the direction of the roof corner. Then she get all mad at me when I start looking for studs coz you can’t just go round hanging 25kg fucking pots full of plant, soil and water from gyprock mate. She’s all like “not my problem Brad just make it happen….. do your little roof tappy thing all you like but that’s where it’s goin” Ask her how a kid is going she be like “yeah good”. You ask her how the devils ivy doing and her entire fucking face light up. She be all like “IT’S THUH-RIVING” like she proud of her watering abilities. Now she tryna tell me they make the oxygen better in the house. I actually think she loves them more than she loves me. Fuck my life. Now she sitting on @thehouseplantgang live auction

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“Kunem se da ova biljka koja mi je kraj kreveta verovatno ima i ptičje gnezdo u sredini. J***eš mi sve, zapaliću biljku ako mi bude smetala. Zaj*****a mi život”, napisao je Bred na Instagramu.

Iako je dobio ogroman broj lajkova i komentara, Bred nije srećan zbog toga. Dokle će izdržati, videćemo.

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