Najbogatiji čovek na planeti Džef Bezos ispunio je ono o čemu je maštao. U ponedeljak tačno u 15 časova po srednjoevropskom vremenu, sa još tri osobe poleteo je prema svemiru, a taj poduhvat ispratio je gotovo čitav svet.
Iako su mnogi od korsnika interneta i ljubitelja ovakve avanture oduševljeni Bezosovim poletanjem u svemir, nisu izostale ni mnogobrojne pošalice.
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Naročito je mnogima zapala za oko raketa falusnog oblika, pa ni ne čudi što su se na račun izgleda letelice mnogi našalili.
– Jesam li to samo ja ili letelica Džefa Bezosa podseća na ogromni dildo – zapitao se jedan od korisnika Tvitera, potpisan kao Centrefuter.
Is it just me or does Jeff Bezos’s ship look like a massive dildo…#Bezos #JeffBezos pic.twitter.com/KlfhsMNX4F
— Mr Free Speech – Centrefusenik (@Centrefuter) July 20, 2021
Još jedan ljubitelj Tvitera Džes Meklaren podelio je pošalicu sa opisom “kako izgledaju ljudi širom interneta kada gledaju Bezosov let u svemir”.
The entire internet watching Jeff Bezos fly into space. pic.twitter.com/3g7bxjNETM
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) July 20, 2021
Izvesna Natali takođe se zapitala “zašto je Džef Bezos odleteo u svemir u velikom dildu”.
Why is Jeff Bezos going into space in a giant dildo? pic.twitter.com/Xc6uQrCSpZ
— Natalie (@phat_natsAFC) July 20, 2021
Pogledajte još neke od urnebesnih reakcija na društvenim mrežama na račun izgleda famozne rakete:
I am begging our dystopia to develop more subtle metaphors. pic.twitter.com/edFtTOqSFx
— Moira Donegan (@MoiraDonegan) July 20, 2021
The engineer that designed Jeff Bezos’ rocket after being told it looks like a dick all day pic.twitter.com/UN5Knq2C2w
— WhitePeopleHumor (@whitememejesus) July 21, 2021
Gary sent this ball higher than Jeff Bezos’s dick rocket pic.twitter.com/QCCCUv5Krl
— Jake (@JakeRepNY) July 21, 2021
Here is a photo of #Bezos enjoying his dick-shaped rocket #BlueOrigin. pic.twitter.com/QUmgTvpOlB
— David Weissman (@davidmweissman) July 20, 2021
I also thought the “who has the bigger ?” was just flex w/o actually showing us but Bezos’ dick shaped rocket? SMH. All that money for 11 mins. I can’t even get in and out of the car in less time! pic.twitter.com/kcCEixOeaA
— Allison (@abass0619) July 20, 2021
Looking at the shape of Bezos’s rocket, this has now, literally, become a billionaire dick-measuring contest. pic.twitter.com/nXFPfVEb0u
— Nic Callegari ✊??? (@ncallegari) July 21, 2021
It’s almost like they tried to make the Bezos rocket look like a penis. Must be a billionaire thing. LOL pic.twitter.com/1NSG1SMblD
— Patrick Ralston (@PatRalston51) July 20, 2021
Did you all notice something odd about Jeff Bezos’ rocket? pic.twitter.com/nDVZDdg2jg
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) July 20, 2021
Can’t look at Bezos’ ridiculously phallic Blue Origin rocket without thinking of the Austin Powers version pic.twitter.com/4G05mDTIal
— Mark Williams (@ibemarkwilliams) July 20, 2021
me when i saw jeff bezos’ rocket takeoff pic.twitter.com/6gVUK2s8iz
— wiLL (@willfulchaos) July 20, 2021
It’s fair to say that #bezos rocket launch successfully “penetrated” and “pulled out” of space. Congrats!! #JeffBezos #BlueOrigin pic.twitter.com/J3Wlve1GfV
— Jenny_Mar (@CorporateQT_) July 21, 2021
Jeff Bezos saying goodbye to his employees one last time before taking off in his dick rocket into space. pic.twitter.com/XJN48EN8qt
— B̤̿it̺̕B͓̚ur͍̒neȑ? k33p !7 m0v!n (@bitburner) July 20, 2021
The fact that Bezos’ rocket and Amazon’s smile logo both look like dicks, leads me to think Bezos has a small dick. pic.twitter.com/kJbM8pTjAg
— Qὖåᶄer Ṑrţs? ☮️? (@quakerorts) July 20, 2021
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